What the F?

Moments ago, leading astronomers declared Pluto to be a planet no more. Yes, you heard right: Pluto, the "Pizza" in our familiar childhood acronym, is no longer a planet. I mean, really? How are kids, nowadays, suppose to remember the order of the planets? "My Very Educated Mother Just Served Us Nine"...that shit don't make sense, nor is it appetizing enough to remember...

In addition, ponder on this - if astronomers, the social and the intellectual elites of the geek/nerd world, can be wrong, how certain can we be of everything else?!?!?

I'm flabbergasted